"Not me!" Monday

It's that time again. Thanks to MckMama for letting us get it all out!


I DID NOT attempt to triple a pumpkin bread recipe and fail miseably. First of all, you really can't triple a recipe unless you have a huge mixing bowl. I DID NOT try to do it in my bread mixer, but as soon as I turned it on, the flour DID NOT go everywhere. Then, I transfered it all to a large pot. I DID NOT then realize that I did not have enough sugar to cover the 9 cups that it was going to take to make the triple recipe. I DID NOT then text my husband to ask for him to pick up sugar and then proceed with the rest of the recipe. I then DID NOT manage to dump about 100 times more cinnamon into the recipe then it all called for. I DID NOT then decide to scrap the whole thing and decide that it just wasn't in the cards! Nope, NOT ME!

I DID NOT spend two hours at the dermatologist Wednesday night (over an hour just waiting to go back). I also DID NOT have to have pictures of my entire body taken to monitor my skin closely because of my family history. Very important, but NOT something you want to do ever really, but especially not almost 7 months pregnant!

I DID NOT have two cookie exchange parties this week that I had to bake cookies for like a mad woman. That is just nuts!

I DID NOT attend five Christmas parties this week and then host a family holiday party too. Nope, NOT ME!

Happy Monday everyone!