Okay, I have been out of the loop and not done my "not me's" the last few weeks, but I have some fun ones from the last few weeks. Thanks MckMama for letting us get it all out!
I most certainly DID NOT park in an expectant mother parking spot at the mall at 6 months pregnant because it was so cold and I didn't want to walk far. Nope, not me! (When is technically okay to park there anyway? I personally really think they should be spots for people with small children, but that's just me. I figure if I am obviously showing than I can probably park there if I really need to, right????) Oh wait, I DID NOT do that!
I DID NOT tear up on the phone while talking to my husband as I was driving through the Nashville "snow storm" traffic. I most certainly DID NOT tearfully say that I did not want to be responsible for driving myself and my unborn baby through that mess.
It DID NOT take me two hours to get home from downtown (a 30 min trip) in the snow and awful traffic.
I DID NOT have to go back to the eye doctor AGAIN to check my retinal hemmorage. And the doctor did not tell me that he would have to see me again in 6-8 weeks and then joke that he really just wanted to see how big I would be. Nope, that did not happen!
I DID NOT watch my poor husband slip and slide out of our driveway and up our street to go to work at 5:15 on our slippery streets. And it DID NOT take him over an hour to get to work.
I DID NOT spend hours on the computer during my snow morning updating my blog and playing on facebook.
I DID NOT spend almost two combined hours between getting our Christmas photo loaded and then sending it to Walgreens and then using the printer to address all of them. I save and update the file every year, but it never fails that there is some breakdown in the system. I do not know what happened, but they were printing all out of order and I had to go through all 60 to check they were all there and not doubled up. Nope NOT ME!
I DID NOT tear up while looking at the cutest baby clothes at Target on Sunday. I also DID NOT buy two more onesies for my little girl and I most certainly did not buy one that says "Mommy's Little Lady" :o) NOT ME!
I DID NOT stay up past 1 am on Saturday night after we got back from our holiday parties so that I could upload my photos and post them on my blog. NOPE, NOT ME!
Oh, and I am definitely not just 14 weeks from delivering our little baby girl. No way! That is just not possible!
Happy week everyone!
4 comments:
Ha...I've thought about snagging up those spots at babies r us before too...I mean, I'm pregnant and have a small child...but I'm not really showing just yet...so I feel bad taking that spot!
YOU are so fun. YES, You are expecting take advantage of it while the rest of us have to park in the parking lot ACROSS the street and tote our children across traffic in the snow and cold weather to get to the mall... well someone does I am sure. I personally don't go to the mall and it of course does not snow here! hahaha... Eat it up honey, they made those signs just for you! OH and you are going to cry over anything... don't watch any Christmas specials this year. You will even cry at the fact that Charlie Brown's tree is so puny but he loves it anyway! YES YOU WILL!
Poor thing, it is scary driving in bad weather, especially after the baby is born and sitting in a carseat.
14 weeks!! You are kidding right?!!!! That's crazy!!
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